Headlines of the Week

One of our weekly traditions is to watch "The Tonight Show" on Mondays so we can see the Headlines segment after the monologue. For that reason, I think it's a great choice for a weekly blog tradition as well. Here are the top 3 headlines of the night, as selected by me and Katrina:

3. (from a menu) "Chicken of the Week: Turkey Pot Pie"
2. (headline on a real estate ad) "Buy now before price is reduced!"
1. (a supermarket coupon) "Free bag of sugar with the purchase of any diabetic supplies"

They're much funnier when you can actually see them and Jay Leno reads them. He does the segment every Monday around 11:45 p.m. Eastern if you want to check it out. (Or check in here on Tuesdays to see the best of what you missed.)