"Headlines" (delayed)

Jay did "Headlines" on Tuesday this week, and I finally got a chance to watch the tape last night. So, six days late, here's your list:

3. (headline referring to Valentine's Day) "Singles can still enjoy V.D."
2. (a newspaper's ad) "Love your pet? Send a Valentine's Day message!"
1. (in a recipe for a Chinese dish) "Servings: Chinese 4-6; Americans 2-3"

Speaking of Chinese food, The New York Times is right: MSG is awesome! The lack of MSG is part of the reason that most Chinese restaurants here are awful compared with the real thing. Wo yao tang cu li ji & tie ban niu rou. Bu yao la jiao. Xie xie.