"Headlines"
3. (tie)
-(a classified ad) "For sale: 4 used sheep"
-(a police report) "An unknown Odessa man reported a man shot him without his consent."
2. (a headline) "Poverty rally has poor turnout"
1. (the top of an ad) "The Mulch Lady (Formerly The Mulch Man)"
posted by Ryan @ 12:12 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
My favorite? The poverty headline.
That had to be intentional.
Ryan,
Did I ever mention the best headline I ever wrote? It was in the very early 90s and a University of Arkansas swimmer was suing the school for something.
I accidentally backed the story into a one-column hole, making it even tougher for myself, then came up with...
UA swimmer
drops suit
My career took a dive after that ... get it, a dive?
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