"Headlines"
3. (tie)
-(a headline) "Citizens: Wetlands too damp"
-(a headline) "Evangelist apologizes for 'sexual immortality'"
2. (a set of two consecutive classified ads)
-Hamsters, $1 each, call Allan at ...
-Hamsters, free, call Allan's mom at ...
1. (a classified ad) "Butchered peasants for sale: $5/lb"
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Sexual immortality...sounds good to me.
So do the people in the belly of the beast want to play Michigan again?
Not at all. It's 100% USC fans around here right now.
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