Monday, November 27, 2006

"Headlines"

3. (tie)
-(a headline) "Citizens: Wetlands too damp"
-(a headline) "Evangelist apologizes for 'sexual immortality'"
2. (a set of two consecutive classified ads)
-Hamsters, $1 each, call Allan at ...
-Hamsters, free, call Allan's mom at ...
1. (a classified ad) "Butchered peasants for sale: $5/lb"

3 Comments:

At November 28, 2006 11:20 PM, Blogger James E. Miller said...

Sexual immortality...sounds good to me.

 
At November 29, 2006 9:22 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

So do the people in the belly of the beast want to play Michigan again?

 
At November 29, 2006 10:18 AM, Blogger Ryan said...

Not at all. It's 100% USC fans around here right now.

 

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