Tuesday, December 12, 2006

"Headlines"

These aren't that good; tonight's highlights were just too visual.

3. (in a section called Fun Facts) About 9,000 Americans die each year from food poisoning.
2. (in a classified ad) Firewood for sale ... Caution: Flammable
1. (in a classified ad) Wanted: Exotic dancing goats

1 Comments:

At December 13, 2006 9:10 AM, Blogger James E. Miller said...

Unquestionably, your number 3 would have been my number 1.

Nothing's more fun than death and sickness!

 

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